From the chimes of salsa playing out of a somewhat disheveled speaker to the bongs and bangs of a local spoons. "What you saying, film night?" A retiree suggests as he himself sways among a rather mock-extravagant carpet. The thought of a few grown men sitting around the Tele in any sort of regular capacity is an endearing one. Another re-watch of an old western or Kung Fu dvd that has got pint glass rings printed onto it seems to be round the corner. I might even watch a film now. Not with the three gentlemen, although that could be a good story. Tinny phone speakers play out the beckons of a football commentator, another person on a grass pitch has kicked a ball in the right direction, it's what it really boils down to. Although everything can be simmered down to it's most basic - what's the fun in that? Romanticise everything I say. Or at least almost everything. A man peels off his high Vis jacket as he steps into the pub, perhaps a late commute home from the office? I hardly think he's just clocked off from another shift as a lolly pop lady. I guess he'd be called a lolly pop person these days. Lolly Pop ladies must have a strong sense of fulfillment, protecting future generations on a day-to-day basis. I regret my choice of seat, The constant waff of urinal cakes are not aiding this semi-satisfactory Guinness. I'll probably leave in 10.