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Shoe Spotting In Manchester

I headed up on the Friday afternoon in a pair of New Balance 996. An apt choice considering I’d be walking down memory lane in both senses of the term. There is likely a street called “Memory Lane” in Manchester. That said, I did not see it.

NB 996s laced up, a shoe considered the connoisseurs’ choice within the community, I made my way up to the red brick city. It was a while until I came across my first pair of abandoned shoes.

After celebrating my mate’s 30th birthday, Sunday was somewhat of a struggle. Breaking out of the hangover slump, I trekked over to Victoria Baths where the kilo sale was. On the route I came across these youth-sized Nikes. Whether they were actually discarded or not I am unsure. Sat suspiciously close to a set of bins, it was also safe to assume the owner was ready to part ways.

I eventually made it to the kilo sale fair. Disappointing. No stripey jumpers. At least no really cool ones. It was, however nice to be back within the old bathing halls. I soon left and an hour later scoured the bookshelves of a charity shop. Picking out a book dedicated to fixed pedal riders, I spotted a wonderful ode to a pair of beaten up ASICS. Its outsole had been smeared through months of functioning as an impromptu break. Look at the trainers of fixed gear enthusiasts and they will likely tell the same story.

Picking up a case study guide to the Bend It Like Beckham movie, I hoped to find more behind-the-scenes photos of the film. Predators, adidas Superstars – often highlighted by IG mood board accounts, the book could deliver on never-before-seen images. Alas, the book left much to be desired. Snapping up a photo of a young Kira Knightly sporting Predator boots was the best the book had to offer, leaving it tucked between a collection of old ‘80s Rock magazines once more.

Walking around the centre, I had spotted a seriously quirky set of door handles to a hotel. Silver Boots for door handles could just be the first addition to my future house. I am relatively certain my future wife would approve, let alone allow such a feature on our front door. I’ll have to settle on them being used for the lounge, or failing that a cupboard full of shoes. I think the idea sounds a lot better as just that, an idea.

I think the main concern would be finding a wife first. Maybe I’ll endorse the silver boots as a fallback plan. A symbol of self-defeat. A sign that I have signed up to the idea of life as a single man for the remainder or my days on earth. They were kind of hideous in hindsight. But cool too! Hideously cool? Anyway enough about myself…

Picking up a copy of the Nike x Phaidon Look Good, Feel Good, Play Good in Unitom was how I found out that a fellow stockroom alumni was a published photographer. Featuring in one of his books that detailed a number of Japanese of women captured via polaroid. Among the scantily clad ladies I spotted an interesting photo of a pair of OG Neon 95s. As an actual icon of footwear design, the 110 has been shot countless times. Yet this was the first time I had spotted the shoe paired with a pink vibrator. I suppose it goes back to the old saying – if it can exist, it probably does.

On the walk back from town, it suddenly hit me how much rubbish was dotted about the streets of south Manchester. I’m unsure if I had become conditioned to it during my time living in the city, but during this visit I could not help but notice it everywhere. This did work to my advantage, providing me with two more pairs of abandoned shoes to bring up a total of three during my long Sunday walk.

Making my way to the area of Ancoats I noticed a pair of black and white Adilette’s hiding in a bramble bush. How or why they were there is anyone’s guess. Being a fan of the Atlanta-based legend Future, my mind instantly drifted back to a classic post in The Basement post where a girl burnt her boyfriend’s Gucci Flip Flops.

Granted this version isn’t as cool, but throwing away your ex-lover’s Adilettes is a power move. Think of the amount of time he spent in them in his flat aka his safe space, to then brutally designate them to a life in a lonely Ancoats bramble bush. God giveth and God taketh away. Revenge is a dish best served cold as they say. Oh, he cheated on her in this hypothetical example if that wasn’t already clear.

As I was trying to get a clear photo, a wonderful example of the hip Ancoats couple walked past. Hearing one of them chuckle at what was likely me photographing a littered bush, I couldn’t help but wish them a similar fate. I hope he doesn’t get too comfortable with his flip flops. I am acutely aware that I was playing out another cliché of the Ancoats creative don’t worry. Although I question how many of those said creatives have stopped to admire this bush (pause).

Further on, I identified some black boots strewn away by a set of typically red brick flats. Being on the other side of a black metal fence and just having walked past two questionable characters, I did not dedicate much effort trying to pap them. Conscious that I was giving off ‘fed behaviour’ by photographing a possible trap house or worse, a murder site, I swiftly moved on.

The following day I headed away from the city centre and into the suburbs of Didsbury. Spending a large portion of time in The Art Of Tea book shop, I came away with a great set of images.

Mostly from a Women’s Bodybuilding book from the ‘70s, the pages full of images of Laura Combes training. Now while her physique was a testament to her relentless work at the church of iron, that was not the focal point of my interest. Laced up on her feet was what looked like a New Balance 730, a shoe I had recently purchased myself.

Worn by Andy Warhol, it is a testament to the NB 730s utilitarian design, favoured by the athlete and artist. One thing about ‘tennis shoes’ during that era was that wearing them outside the realm of sport was a new concept. Seldom had they been comfortable or cool enough, since the ‘60s saw the introduction of the Chuck and finally a move away from the minimal design of the Plimsole. Seeing real use cases such as on the feet of Bodybuilding icon Laura Combes is exactly what I live for. It is another reason why accounts such as @Trainerspotting has blown up over the years. Granted, the account often focuses on celebrities, but people still love seeing the shoes worn in real-life contexts. In the ’60s and ‘70s people bought these new models because they thought one thing, ‘those look cool’.

There are only two photos which feature Combes wearing another shoe in this bodybuilding guide, the Nike Wimbledons or Court edition (Blazer perhaps). A fat retro Swoosh across the sidewall, a toe tip and bar laces scream out the ‘70s. Not to mention the shot of her getting in some behind-the-head lat pulldowns, just more proof that her upper back would have been uncontestably shredded under the lights.

That sporting or bodily health section provided ample insights into the world of women’s fitness during that 70s and 80s era. Books that would have been swept up by Sporty & Rich founder Emily Oberg had she been the one digging. I grabbed a photo of this lady focusing on her calf raises, yet the shoe brand evades me – likely a domestic company that had a solid share of the fitness market but has since been liquidated.

In another fashion section I picked up a gentleman’s fashion book from the ‘90s. An era which had men becoming increasingly aware of what clothes to wear. One image stood out from a mile away, showcasing a then-newly released Air Max 97 “Silver Bullets”.

Under the acceptable “Casual Friday” fit, the book reads “If the boss lopes around in Nikes, you probably can too, if not, go with brown leather. If you’re the boss, wear what you damn please.” Ahhh the era of strict office attire, one I fortunately have no experience in. If you catch me sitting at a cubicle under some cold light from 9-5, you have permission to “shake me out of it” using whatever method required (bar the use of murder or dismemberment). For now, I’ll stick to writing about shoes.

Currently I sit on the train home. Sun flickering across my face as I write this. It is 17:00 and the sun is setting, life is alright.

Shoe Poems 006: Everywhere

Everywhere you look, shoes are left to their demise. A universal sign of emptiness. Sat in a shop window. Sat by the front door. A pair to pop the to shops in. Knock about the house in. Take the bins out in. Kicked off in the heat of the moment. Dangling from a tree. A rite of a passage. Waiting for repair. Caught in a mosh pit. An impatient child. Lost by someone equally as lost. An angry ex. Too far gone. Too soggy for indoors. A drunken night out. A prank gone wrong. Unwanted waste. All without an owner. Unfinished stories. Open endings strewn across the floor. 

February Poetry: Return to the Sea

From time to time
we return to sea
knowing I needed it,
yet it did not need me.

Tied to the pavement
from October to December,
waves constantly to-and-fro
regardless if I remember.

How can you forget
its ominous presence,
it's easy I say,
among the city's fake decadence.

I sink and I float,
hour passes hour
there's nothing like the sea
not even a long shower.

Every year
it's important to swim,
among the fishes and creatures,
that lurk within.

For when you forget
about the small fish,
that's when the sea
will consider you its next dish.

So I dip my toe
into its waves,
and try to stay humble,
try not to parade,
this small sense of strength,
I feel I possess,
because the sea simply laughs,
it's not often impressed.

I miss the waves lapping,
breaking gently ashore,
a sound worth listening to,
a noise anyone can afford.
For the sea remains free,
away from man's rule,
no colours or guidelines,
like the local pool.

When I next return
to the deep blue sea,
I will remember it,
I just hope it remembers me.

Shoe Poems 005: Banana Shoes

A banana flavoured shoe
Would be an odd thing make.
Next thing you know
there'd be a shoe-favoured cake.

Banana-shaped and yellow
for the most quirky of fellows,
To lace them up around their feet,
The air around them would smell so sweet.

If you're a fan of yellow fruit,
and want to swap out your pair of old boots,
then by all means you should cop
when all the big brands next drop
a banana-themed and flavoured shoe
to show your friends who haven't a clue
that you really know what's hip and cool
Or that you're not a wannabe fool
So give these yellow trainers a feel
Don't let them convince you it's just the peel,
Because if you listen to what they say
You'll only wear them for the day
And in the compost they will go,
Biodegrading, losing their glow,
Cause they actually had great sex appeal,
Those shoes that looked like banana peel.

Visiting Peruvian Footwear Markets in Trujillo

I stop in Trujillo every time I touchdown in the country. Luckily for me, the City of Trujillo is known as the capital of footwear in Peru. Now, added to that list of places to visit is the footwear district of El Porvenir, which I visited for the first time during my 2024 trip.

Shoe lace cart outside of El Provina footwear district in Trujillo
An old man carting a selection of shoe laces was what first greeted us as we approached the outside of the district. 2 sets for 5 Solles which in hindsight was a rip off but hey hoe.

Heading from the hotel, we were told to keep our guard up when walking around the manufacturing district in EL Porvenir. This is due to many thieves and armed criminals in the area, a situation which only worsened because of the economic drought the province suffered during Covid. Interestingly enough, on one of our rides back from the footwear district, the taxi driver informed us that there was a daylight shooting in one of the fanciest areas of Trujillo, proving you can never be too careful. Luckily for us, our ventures to the district were all glowingly positive.

From craftsmen who had worked in the district for over thirty years to ladies who sold footwear components in bulk, you could find each stage of the process. Large sheets of leather all rolled up next to one another would eventually become the uppers of smart shoes worn by the older Peruvian man, a model that seemed to forgo the typical decadence of the European Brogue.

Leather in swathes available at the Peruvian footwear district
swathes of leather held together at the Peruvian footwear district

An elderly lady sorting bundles of loose laces stands under a selection of tongue labels from all the most popular brands. She had likely been surrounded by footwear long before I was born, a humbling thought for any shoe dog out there. That said, I don’t think she was lost in thought over any pending eBay bids or going through her mental checklist of ‘grails’, that sort of thing did not hold weight around her stall.

Old Peruvian lady in footwear market with footwear tongue labels in rolls above her head
Peruvian Lady working her stall at El Provinar Trujillo

Much of the equipment allowed for repairs or alterations such as the pair of knockoff “AAICS” shoes that were being widened for a customer, as the average Peruvian tends to have a wider foot. Here the machine would introduce a wider metal last to slowly stretch the forefoot portion of the upper and create extra room in the toebox. This was a natural part of the process with no sight of #sustainability posters stuck to the walls. Getting the most out of your resources was just simple logic.

white and grey aacis shoe on green metal footwear stretcher
The pair of knock-off ASICS that were midway through the ‘widening’ process

Laces, dubraes and buckles were also available by the bulk load, each vendor willing to bargain with you depending on the size of your order. My Mum picked up 10 sets of flat laces to go with her favourite New Balances, this only set her back 20 Solles or £4.

rope lace selection at Trujillo Peru footwear district that would overwhelm any sneakerhead

I on the other hand managed to pick up a small bundle of Nike lace dubraes for less than 50p, a harrowing reminder of how much brands truly overcharge for footwear in the UK. Sure shipping and marketing costs add to the overall retail price tag, however sneakerheads who are easily blown away by extra detailing and packaging would be surprised at the pence per unit difference that these manufacturing costs would actually make. Two extra sets of laces are always an appreciated touch, costing the brand perhaps 10p in addition but a detail that during the video review stage could help tip customers over the edge.

nike jordan prada and adidas sneaker dubrae for sale at peruvian footwear markets
assortment of dubrae bundles to jazz up your laces with

For a minute I thought about going full fugazi on my recently purchased Nike PS8s by adding an extravagant Lacoste or Barbie dubrae but refrained, opting for a simple set of Nike ones instead.

triple black air force 1 midsole units from factory
Pair of knock-off Air Force 1s in “Triple Black” – if you buy these there is a high likelihood that they will manifest crud into your life.

Midsoles were available by the bulk, including the Predator or Air Force 1 option shown in-hand. Did I want a set of murdered-out AF1 midsoles to take back to the UK? Yes, of course I did. Although that would have been a completely unnecessary purchase, not even bothering to ask what the cost price was.

peruvain footwear market vendor cutting excess rubber from outsole on shoe

I approached a gentleman cutting off the excess outsole with a sharp blade, all the while making sure not to capture his face in the photo so as to respect his privacy. This did not sit well with him as he wanted his moment in the spotlight, a form of recognition for surely was a line of work he had spent decades in.

experienced peruvian footwear workers making formal footwear for men
Cobbler manning the welt stitching machine

Another man around the corner was operating what he told me was a welt stitching machine that had been running since the ‘80s. Punching a needle between the leather midsole and upper, he continued to produce a set of light tan work shoes that would find their way onto the feet of the businessmen of Trujillo.

brown formal footwear uppers ready to be machine stitched onto sole unit in peruvain footwear market

I had only seen this level of workmanship in YouTube videos or briefly caught the process at my local Thimpsons. Seeing it at the heart of the manufacturing district of El Provinar was a different feeling altogether. A behind-the-scenes look at the creation process of the shoe, an object that continues to captivate my everyday life.

Often romanticised by the industry via New Balance Made in UK campaigns of adidas’ Made in Germany editions, there was just as much experience and knowledge held within the hands of those who worked at El Porvenir. Of course, without the marketing budget and expensive film crew, these stories will continue to go unheard.

One of the many side entrances of the Footwear District in Trujillo, Peru

My second visit to the district was a few weeks later. I would return hoping to find an elderly lady called Rosa who was the only person able to make a Last for me. The other vendors would all point towards the direction of her shop, each wild goose chase leaving me empty-handed.

“She should be here in the next hour”

“Oh Rosa starts after lunchtime”

“She only works weekends now”

These were the various replies we were told by those who worked there, all of which repeatedly led towards Rosa’s blue shop shutters. While the area was full of skilled workers, she was the only person left who was able to make a custom wooden last. The plastic lasts were widely available for purchase but I only had my eyes set on the traditional wooden ones.

Midsole shop in Trujillo Peru that sold anything from Predator to Air Force 1 units
This vendor was a one-stop-shop for anything midsoles

They would make me feel like a man from the 19th century who had just carted in from the countryside into the bustling city. Wearing a waistcoat and top hat, I would stroll into the cobblers ready to collect my new leather shoes for a friend’s wedding so I could look the part. Yet in reality, I would get the train to Slough where I would turn up in my second-hand Balley Loafers which might be made in France but are also in dire need of re-welting (a tangent but a necessary one).

While you can get a wooden Last made in England, these will run you back an eye-watering amount. For example, John Lobb is a centuries-old bootmaker shop in London that provides this service. This age-old reputation does come with a high price tag, so unless you have a budget of £5000, you can put those dreams on pause.

I am sure the shop gains custom for many a wealthy banker and financial director, but my shoe-writing budget has a way to go before it can stretch that far. I am not complaining though, as each cobbler spends on average 2-4 days per shoe, with the more skilled ones creating up to 5 shoes per week. Calculating the manhours behind each pair and the rarity of those skills in today’s world, the price is sadly justified.

In one last attempt, I stumbled across one of the older-looking shops. A stack of wooden Lasts across his shelves gave me a slither of hope, an episode of Top Cat playing from his old box Television.

wooden footwear lasts stacked on shelf in a peruvain footwear market
The shop with the wooden Lasts for sale

“Ahh no sorry, I don’t make them. You can purchase one of these though, I’ve got a size 8 you can buy”, Close but no cigar. They also weighed a tonne and space in my return luggage was getting smaller by the day.

I left the district with no wooden Last. That is not to say the time was wasted, as each minute witnessing the manufacturing process was time well spent. It is hard to tell if I would return to the district during future trips, with the mysterious character of Rosa all but lost to the magic of El Provinar (I wouldn’t even know how much she would have charged me either as a UK12 is almost unheard of within that space). Perhaps they will tell her Bigfoot was looking for her, although I would be surprised if I had done enough to earn that reputation.

brown leather fisherman sandals with a large brick background as backdrop
A pair of Fisherman Sandals I managed to grab in Trujillo called “Palermo”

If you are in Trujillo and love shoes, then I would say it is worth visiting El Provinar provided you are not going alone. Also, do not take your phone out too much and hide valuable items like your watch or chain. Otherwise, enjoy the behind-the-scenes process and maybe pick up some laces or lace dubraes while there!

January Poetry: 24th Rock

This is a rock I really love,
fits in my hand just like a glove,
my bookshelf is where it's sat,
pensive and grey like an old rat.

I found it on my twenty forth,
swimming in a Lake where I saw
this perfect rock I had to take
knowing that my day it would make,
and believe you me I was chuffed,
with this rock in hand,
and my hair all tuft.

It's shaped like half a heart you see,
the other half still wondering free,
Perhaps in Lake Buttermere,
It rests until it is held near
to a warm and constant beating heart
where it no longer feels apart,
or distant from its full self
much like the rock sat on my shelf.

December Poetry: Waterloo Bridge

The clouds were all aligned
as if programmed by someone higher up.
Perfectly silhouetted against the clouds,
the London skyline was allowed to shine,
The city's grand disguise.
For a moment you could forget
it's underbelly,
especially when her eyes were
a beautiful shade of
dark blue.
Yet it's deathly cold waters below
were but a constant reminder
not to let your feet warm,
at least not too much.

Shoe Thoughts: Why Mom & Pop Sneaker Shops Failed

I was listening to Quentin Tarantino talk about video stores the other day. He is not exactly a well-renowned sneakerhead, yet his thoughts about the decline of Mom & Pop video stores had me thinking about the ‘90s sneaker market.

We had the Air Jordan 1 High OG “Lost & Found” drop in 2022, a shoe inspired by the unsold Jordan 1 “Chicago” stock of the ‘90s. Back then the silhouette would hit the sale racks at even $20-40 and still not sell. Thus you would find pairs aging away in the basement stockrooms of Mom & Pop stores out in the US. Mom & Pop stores are just the UK equivalent of independent businesses, an idea that in this day has disappeared off this high street with many saying “support your local”.

Three different '85 and '94 editions of the Air Jordan 1 "Chicago" in a display box at the Sneakers Unboxed 2021 Exhibition at the London Design Museum

Anyway, Tarantino was reminiscing about the time he worked at the local video store, explaining the eventual decline of chains such as Blockbuster. He said that because of the new releases every week and month, the amount of stock that each store would acquire would compound over time. Of course, popular releases would continually get rented, whereas films with a smaller fanbase would fall to the wayside and end up being piled up in the back to make room for other popular releases.

Roger Avery says, “It’s literally a space issue”, in which Tarantino expands saying, “within three to four years you’re literally bursting out of the seams … now all of sudden your tapes are spine facing and it just never stops. If you have a chain you can move things around but if you’re a Mom & Pop that’s just it.”

taking a rest in a stockroom full of adidas trainers while wearing the air max 90 Infrared 2020 edition and ACG burgundy zip-off cargos from the 2019 Season

This is no different to sneakers. However, in the ‘90s there was no internet and online shop spaces, at least not compared to the 2010s and 2020s. This meant that sneakers would eventually pile up and up until they ended up overflowing in the basement.

Similar to the film industry, the footwear industry also worked and works on a constant release cycle, with each month bringing in a new array of drops. This is why shoes would become so heavily discounted to the point where you had the sneakerheads from Japan and other celebrities such as Fat Joe coming into these stores to clear out basements worth of stock.

I thought it was an interesting comparison as I finally realised why exactly these Mom & Pop stores ended up having so much old stock. Even though I worked retail myself, it was a chain where stock was allowed to flow to-and-from the main warehouse (a warehouse which was not only many in number but rumoured to be the size of several football fields). So now I am able to understand these local touchpoints for footwear culture operated in the ‘80s and ‘90s.

The Lost Footprints of Lima

View of the Sea from the cliffs of Mira Flores

Lima is the capital of Peru. A city that everyone has to fly into to get to any and all of the country’s famous tourist sites. Fun fact: Peru is nine times the size of the UK, which gives you a sense of scale. I have only ever scratched the surface when it comes to what the South American contenent has to offer, rendering me anything but an expert so if you are after such knowledge then this may not be the place for you. That said, what I’m writing about doesn’t require you to leave Lima at all. Better yet, it is free. It is certainly not world-renowned like Machu Pichu or as historically significant as Sacsayhuamán, there is no kudos in seeing it, no bragging rights or boasting to your mates down the local boozer about it … the last of which would likely result in a few laughs on your behalf. Although noticing it is commendable or even noting it would speak volumes about your perceptive skills.

Walking around Lima, it is easy to get distracted by the architecture and distinct energy. For most, this will be your first chance to gather a sense of what Peru means to you, at least as far as city life is concerned. Lima’s pavements, sidewalks or la veredas are like any other city in so much as they get you from A to B. The concrete below your feet that interlinks the large metropolis feels like any other. It is hardly a tourist site in itself, a point I would hardly contest. However, if you’re fascinated by all things shoe-related then the streets of Lima might just be a fascinating space to you.

It had been over two years since I’d had the chance to wander its streets. A persistent mist and elderly men with white beards reading alone made up the mostly unexplored canvas of the city for me. Yet upon this visit, it was neither of those things that distracted me, instead, I found my gaze constantly drifting towards the ground below. Footprints pressed into the concrete pavement were frequent, no longer an accident or detail I could breeze past (pardon the pun). I’d never taken notice of this in any other city, a fact made even more noteworthy as I am someone who has a knack for spotting abandoned footwear (another project entirely). Why were there so many footprints dotted about?  What did this mean about Lima and the people who lived there?

Perhaps it was because London’s pavements were built from a different type of concrete, was it that simple? Or was it that the English were too polite? A stereotype of course and an outdated one as London is recognised as a global hub, making it a poor explanation. Maybe it was that the people of London were very adherent to the rules and regulations, the literal red tape that would often surround such a freshly paved sidewalk would clearly be enough of a deterrent … right?

Could it be that the Peruvian government invested more in the public infrastructure? Pouring millions of dollars into the concrete sidewalks of Lima with many of the blocks sectioned off at a time and therefore increasing the chances of accidental footprints happening? This also seemed too simple but I admit there is certainly a logic in this hypothetical. Unlike London, Lima was less rainy which gives the Peruvian people more of a chance to lay fresh concrete … although I think I just made that up.

Was it that Peruvian people, more specifically the Peruvians of Lima, were impatient and therefore more likely to cut corners while traversing the city. Is it just part of the city mindset or grindset? Yet London is a very dog-eat-dog place that has less footprint-covered walkways (this statement is obviously anecdotal as surprise, surprise, I have yet to walk every street in London, or Lima for that matter).

Or was it that the people of Lima were more clumsy and less aware of their surroundings? I could see how consistently great food and weather could contribute to a more laissez-faire approach to life. After all, “watch where you’re walking!” is certainly a phrase that can be heard beckoned by an angry Londoner. Even New Yorkers are known for shouting, “Hey! I’m walking here!”. As far as I know there is not a Peruvian equivalent. This isn’t to say one does not exist as I am not exactly a professor of Peruvian linguistics, if that were the case then I’d have a couple of books to my name.

Was it the lack of literal red tape? I’ve been around Peru long enough to realise that when it comes to construction, things are often not done ‘by the book’. Maybe that book got lost in shipping, left on the shelf or simply not read at all (personally I think it is the latter). Unless under the supervision of some mega construction company, many of the health and safety regulations would end up somewhat flouted. With that in mind, would the tape around freshly laid concrete be completely removed from the occasion? Leaving many commuters around the city vulnerable to concrete-covered shoes. Perhaps there is an inside joke about this among Peruvian people that I will later go on to learn. Here’s hoping!

OR was it nothing to do with Peruvian people at all and in fact all to do with the influx of clumsy tourists. Those jetlagged or broken after walking the Inca Trail would be considerably more inclined to make mistakes.

Whatever the reason, the footprints of Lima are many in number and can be seen sprinkled about. From what I can remember they were for the most part a collection of sports shoe imprints, with few high heels scattered about here and there. It is obvious that it was a vast enough occurrence to trigger a sense of enigma in my mind, leading me to write about it.

I will likely never know or meet the people whose outlined feet are pressed into the capital’s street. I do not mind this, at least as far as the near future is concerned. I cannot however promise that it won’t keep me up at night when I hit the age of sixty. Maybe I’ll be fortunate enough to create a documentary about this one day. You could argue that in a way, these prints are a form of abstract graffiti, one more personal than even your signature. This would inadvertently make Lima a city full of truly unsuspecting Graff artists which although cool, doesn’t fit the bill.

I think there is a logical answer to this mystery but for now I think it is better off remaining unanswered.

If you are ever lucky enough to visit Lima, make sure you look down. If you do spot any footprints be sure to take a photo. Send them in if you do, or if you are actually a part of an underground footprint-based cult then also let me know. But if the cult does any weird stuff then please don’t bother … only do it if it is a space for the hip and friendly!

Thanks for reading this slightly odd thought experiment, one that as a half-Peruvian myself has allowed me to explore my other half (wait that sounds wrong).

Here’s a cute photo of a dog for making it to the end

England Through Film

“Ahh London aye.” – Me, circa 2023

This is a sentence I would often mutter to myself when wandering the streets of the Big Smoke. That or “Ahh London, the city that never sleeps”. Even though I am well aware this is what they say about New York, or is it Seattle? But they call that the windy city, anyhow. I suppose you could call most Cities around the world ‘sleepless’, with its workforce constantly working through the night to keep the cogs churning.

Whenever I find myself on holiday abroad, specifically in Peru, I watch what I can only describe as England-centric films. Last trip I managed to finally tick off The Football Factory and This Is England, two classics in the eyes of the British. As Danny Dyer continued to bob around the streets of Dagenham and conversations about the Falklands rang through the screen, I was half tempted to pop my collar and shout “You want sum!” at the locals. Luckily I didn’t, as I’m unsure what they would have made of my popped collar, likely confusing it for some lacklustre version of a Dracula performance.

You get the picture, when I find myself in the darkness of night on the Peruvian mountainside, it is not unusual for me to pop in an English classic. On this trip, I managed to tick off three pieces of UK-centric cinema (a feat eventually cut short by the 9/11 Documentaries I became fascinated by but that’s another story altogether.)

These were Withnail and I, A Room for Romeo Brass, I.D and Borstal Boy. Bar I.D and Withnail, the other two were more niche than the other two I had ticked off.

I started off with Withnail and I, a film I’d been meaning to watch ever since Kate Moss had mentioned it on her Desert Island Discs episode as a comfort film. In hindsight, I’m not sure how it could be considered anyone’s ‘comfort film’ but then again, the modelling industry in the ’90s was not exactly a cosy place from what I’ve gathered. Although, there is a certain charm to that film so maybe I’ll warm to it after a few more watches. I enjoyed the film’s humour and the London-heavy feel of the first half, somewhat sympathising with the two main characters in how out of depth they felt out in the English countryside.

I could almost smell their flat through the screen, so kudos to the set design team but all I can say is that I am glad I don’t bump into those kinds of characters anymore. Once I was at a predrinks in Bristol completely sober as I was on medication for tonsilitis when a couple walked through and started cooking ketamine in a saucepan. That is what I was reminded of watching the first 30 minutes, a memory I don’t usually return to in times of peace. Then Uncle Vernon from Hazza P is gay and rich all of a sudden has a questionable relationship with consent… I did like the scene in the country pub though, so there’s that. There’s also a great scene where Withnail tries to cook his boots, which I doubt is a reference to Herzog’s famous shoe-related meal no matter how much I wish it was.

It was clear to me that some of the drug infused dialogue must have inspired Mitchell and Webb’s Sir Digby Chicken Cesar sketches, ones that I believed to be the height of comedy growing up.

Romeo Brass was heartfelt, with the lulls of the midlands accent masking the film’s more sinister tones. There’s not chance that sort of friendship between two kids and a man in his mid-twenties could go on for that long today though, people must have been a bit more naïve in the ‘90s. Sort of reminds me of that infamous Smithy Boy and Crew video from back in the day, minus the heavy presence of a mop fringe and fitted cap.

It’s given me even more reason to check out Paddy Considine’s Dead Man’s Shoes, not least because it contains the word shoe in the title and well you know me. A few years ago a scene where Considine’s character stands up for his disabled brother was doing the rounds on socials, so he must have been typecast as a nutcase for a few years.

Next was I.D by Phil Davis, a film I knew nothing about when I pressed play. Like Football Factory on crack, this one took place slightly closer to home as I spent a few months living next to Shadwell. Cops going undercover to find themselves deeply immersed in Shadwell F.C’s firm, it wasn’t what I was expecting but it was one hell of a watch. Soon I’d find myself shadowboxing in the mirror like a version of Herbo Turbo shouting “Shadwell till I die”, so it’s safe to say Reece Dinsdale’s performance did a number on me. That said, no collar has been popped since the viewing of I.D (only due to the fact I don’t wear shirts or else …).

Last on the trio of Bri’ish films was Borstal Boy, another film I had little expectations of, yet one with a very misleading DVD cover. I did think I was about to watch a prequel to Football Factory, but what I proceeded to sit through was anything other than. All I knew was that Danny Dyer was in it, so it must be alright. Right? Well sort of, it was definitely a film I’d have enjoyed during history GCSE, but it certainly felt like it had a ‘90s TV drama budget behind it. The Irish protagonist was good, and the camaraderie was something to admire but then it got a bit techy when Dyer started lipsing at the end. I guess youth prison is a tough time for suppressed emotions. It was a good watch nonetheless but I do feel like I ticked off one of the weaker underdogs from UK cinema.

Once surprising addition to the British media I consumed while away was Blondey’s new TV series on YouTube. I was impressed by the writing and what I can only assume is a slightly exaggerated version of McCoy himself, it was an entertaining watch. I should have gathered how beyond his years by the clothes he now produces via his brand Thames, as it seemed like he was written as a 21st century take on a P.G Woodhouse character. Although some of the references discussed in the Spanish taxi scene to Santander were lost on me, I could tell that a bigger picture was at play here. If you haven’t given it a watch, I recommend giving it a crack as it is free.

Perhaps it is an element of ‘the grass is greener’ or that after a day of existing, it is simpler to revert to a distant yet familiar space. A space that I am still trying to decode and understand partly through the medium of film and television. With this in mind, I have made a more conscious effort to pick up UK-centric films whenever I see them at the charity shop, which need I remind you is only £1 these days. Sure DVDs have become somewhat unfashionable, but place the disc in one of those zip up folders and you’ve got yourself a travelling cinematic library at your disposal. It does leave you with the task of sourcing as DVD player, but you can cross that bridge when it comes to it.